英语简单的2人小相声

Question

要简单点的，可以背起来容易的

Answer 1

扔靴子，

高中英语有这篇课文。

Answer 2

A:Do you know Blaze?
B:不会累死吧？
A:No,no,no.Blaze,not Chinese.
B:Who is Blaze?
A:She is in Bare Knunkle.
B:Bare Knunkle?
A:A game present by Sega.
B:Sega?
A:Hey!Why do you always ask rhetorical questions?Are you a madman?
B:Oh,you just see!All of us already know it!