急求~~~英语版两人相声(带有中文翻译的),5分钟左右。尽量简单点、适当搞笑点。。。哪位高手帮帮。忙!

如题所述

  Little Red Riding Hood
  第一场:Little Red Riding Hood家
  Mum: (妈妈拿着一个篮子,把桌子上的水果放在篮子里)
  Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌,欢快地跑进来)Hi,mummy, what are you doing?

  Mum: (一边把水果放在篮子里,心事重重地说)Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
  Little Red Riding Hood:(边提起篮子,边点头说)Ok!
  Mum: (亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说) Be good. Be careful.
  Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,mummy.Goodbye, mummy.
  Mum: Bye-bye. Darling.
  第二场:在路上
  (一阵轻快的音乐由远而近,Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
  Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful! (放下篮子采花)One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
  Wolf:(wolf大步地走上台)I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
  Little Red Riding Hood:(手摸辫子,天真地回答)To Grandma’s.Grandma is ill.
  Wolf:(自言自语)I' ll eat Grandma. But……(对Little Red Riding Hood说)Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.
  Little Red Riding Hood:(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)
  Wolf:(悄悄地藏到大树后)
  Little Red Riding Hood:(停止跳舞)Hello! Baby ducks,how are you?
  Six Ducks:We’ re fine.Thank you. Where are you going?
  Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma’s.Oh, I must go, bye.
  Six Ducks:Goodbye.
  第三场:Grandma家
  Grandma: (喘着气出场,颤颤悠悠地走到床前,吃力地坐到床边,喘了几口,打几个哈欠,慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。)
  Wolf:(从树后出来,边走边说)I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang.
  Grandma: Who is it?
  Wolf:(装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音,一边得意地摇动尾巴,一边说)It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
  Grandma: (边说边起床) Come in, come in.
  Wolf:(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.
  Grandma: (惊慌失措地抓紧衣服,瞪着眼睛,边叫迫从床上滚到地上)
  灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
  Wolf:(得意地拍拍肚子,翘起大拇指)Yummy!I’ll sleep.
  Little Red Riding Hood:(高兴地敲门)Grandma.Grandma.
  Wolf:(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it?
  Little Red Riding Hood:It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!
  Wolf:Come in, Come in.
  Little Red Riding Hood:(蹦跳着进来,把篮子放在桌子上,走到床前一看,跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!
  Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice.
  Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes!
  Wolf:I can see you pretty face.
  Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand.
  Wolf:I can hug you.
  Little Red Riding Hood:(跪在床前,拉起Wolf的手,边摸边说)Look! What a big hands?
  Wolf:(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!
  Little Red Riding Hood:(拼命地跑)Oh!No! No!
  Wolf:(追到Little Red Riding Hood,做吃状,拍拍肚子说)It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
  Hunter: (一边拿着枪,一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door.(推门)The wolf is sleeping.
  Wolf:(发出呼呼的响声)
  Hunter: (端起枪想打,又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.(从桌子上拿起剪刀,举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
  Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you.
  Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones.
  Grandma: (从桌子上拿来针线)
  Little Red Riding Hood:(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.
  Hunter: (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)
  Grandma: I'll thread it.
  Hunter: (拿起枪)Woke up!
  Wolf:(起床,两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
  Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
  Wolf:(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!
  Hunter: (开枪)Bang, bang!
  Wolf: (应声倒下)
  Hunter: The bad wolf is dead.
  Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you.
  小红帽
  小红帽家
  妈妈: (妈妈拿着一个篮子,把桌子上的水果放在篮子里)
  小红帽:嗨,:(唱着歌,欢快地跑进来)妈妈,你在做什么呢?
  妈妈:奶奶病了。这里有一些苹果和香蕉给奶奶的。带他们去奶奶。
  小红帽:好啊!
  妈妈:小红帽骑Hood说)很好。小心些而已。
  小红帽:是的,mummy.Goodbye,妈妈。
  妈妈:再见。亲爱的。

  小红帽,
  小红帽:哇!鲜花,多么美丽!两朵花,一朵花,三朵花。
  狼:我是一只狼。我饿了。(这里是一个小红帽。嗨!小红帽。你去哪儿?小红帽
  李
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第1个回答  2011-03-27
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第2个回答  2011-03-27
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