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Question

Recently, this month in live with my grandmother, grandmother home unexpectedly picked up a Haircut agitation. In fact, we have a hair cut, grandma, let everyone hair "murderer"! At the same time also shows the grandmother"nagging siddhi", my slender Yu hair ah!
The first is the grandmother dragged is Grandpa, indeed, grandpa are in one's seventies and eighties, but a typical "tracheitis" (Qi Guanyan), said the grandmother a dare not say two,. My grandmother is not only commandgrandpa cut hair, also has a nagging back: "you see you, so old, so why keep long hair! Cut my hair a little shorter,it seems young......"
Third cut the hair of the people is my grandmother to breach of one by one, it seems we ah! My hair is not long,can not grow not short tie a cauda equina. Grandpa had surrendered, the grandmother immediately turn to me.Resorted to run directly to me: "if you don't cut your hair, they allowed you to swim!" Swimming is a part of my life, I can never surrender? Ah!
I had my hair cut, left cousin, range the grandmother said it wasn't her within the jurisdiction of, is not? It will be strange! The second day aunt came to dinner. Grandma to aunt said: "Xiao Jing (my cousin)! Your hair is verylong, hair can be the most trouble......" These days, all my cousin to complain: "I stay so long hair!"
In addition, the grandmother has ordered us to cut hair once every four months, it seems that this stock "Haircuttrend will continue in the" grandmother "nagging siddhi", bitter ah!

Answer 1

最近,本月在生活与我的祖母,祖母家里竟然拿起理发风潮。事实上,我们有一个剪头发,奶奶,让每个人的头发“凶手”!同时也显示了祖母“唠叨神功”,我的头发纤细的玉啊!
第一个是爷爷奶奶拖着,事实上,爷爷是七八十年代的,但一个典型的“气管炎”(气Guanyan),不敢说二,祖母说。我祖母不仅命令爷爷剪头发,还有一个唠叨:“你看你,所以老,为什么留长头发!把我的头发剪短了些,看起来年轻……”
第三剪头发的人是我的奶奶一个接一个的突破,似乎我们啊!我的头发不长,不长不短的绑个马尾。爷爷已经投降了,奶奶立刻转向我。对我采取直接运行:“如果你不削减你的头发,他们允许你去游泳!“游泳是我生活的一部分,我永远不会投降?啊!
我剪头发,离开表哥,外婆说,这不是她的管辖范围内,不是吗?这将是奇怪的!第二天阿姨来吃饭。奶奶,阿姨说:“小静(我表妹)!你的头发很长,头发……可能是最麻烦“这些天,我的表哥抱怨:“我呆那么长头发!”
此外,祖母已下令我们每四个月理发一次,看来这只股票“剪头发的趋势将继续在“奶奶“唠叨神功”,苦啊!

Answer 2

最近,本月在生活与我的祖母,祖母家里竟然拿起理发风潮。事实上,我们有一个剪头发,奶奶,让每个人的头发“凶手”!同时也显示了祖母“唠叨神功”,我的头发纤细的玉啊!第一个是爷爷奶奶拖着,事实上,爷爷是七八十年代的一个典型的“气管炎”,不敢说二,祖母说。我祖母不仅剪头发,还有一个劲的唠叨:“你看你,那么老,为什么留长头发!把我的头发剪短了些,看起来年轻……“第三剪头发的人是我的奶奶，一个接一个的突破,好像我就是下一个啊!我的头发不长,刚好能够绑个马尾。爷爷已经投降了,奶奶立刻转向我。对我直接采取行动:“如果你不剪头发,他们是不会允许你去游泳的。”“啊！游泳是我生活的一部分,我永远不会投降。我剪头发！”离开表哥,外婆说,这不是她的管辖范围内,不是吗?这将是奇怪的!第二天阿姨来吃饭。奶奶,阿姨说:“小静(我表妹）你的头发好长啊，可能是最麻烦的。“这些天,我的表哥抱怨:“留那么长的头发!“此外,祖母已下令我们每四个月理发一次,看来这只“剪头发股票”的趋势将继续在祖母“唠叨神功”中上涨,苦啊!