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就故事稿的形式，白话文的。老师让讲故事比赛时的稿子。

附：鄙视那些乱答的人、、

Answer 1

不知道，嘻嘻嘻嘻ixixixix

Answer 2

id true gentleman and Mahatma variable practice to astronomical phenomena of scale, are bucket, Mahatma see suddenly this camp by surprise, consciously flustered, accepted method like, switch bar go out. True gentleman saw him defeat, catching up: "where to go? Early surrender, give your life!" "Don't fight, only love running. Nearly the mouth of the cave, and was hit Kang, Zhang, Yao, Li four Taiwei, Guo Shen, straight health two general, toghter handsome the blocking way: "monkeys, there!" He panicked, the gold hoop stick is pinched do embroidery needle, hidden in the ear, transformed, became a sparrow son, fly in the tree top peg. The six brothers, covered with confusion, and seek not to see, all call way: "this monkey also walked, walked this monkey also!"
It rang, true gentleman to ask: "brothers, rushed to the car not see?" All the Shinto: "surround it here, disappeared." Erlang Yuanzheng chicken eye watch, see God changed the sparrow son, nail in a tree, accept the law like, left the God front, remove slingshot, transformed, became a hungry eagle son, fluff out wings, fly will go to beat. Mahatma saw, search a wing to fly up, became a big CI old, to the sky. Er Lang saw, nasty shake feather, suddenly, became a sea crane, drill the sky to flourish. Mahatma and body press, into the gorge, become a fish, quenching in water. Erlang rushed to Jian edge, do not see the trail, the heart thought way: "this monkey must to go also, fixed and variable as the fish and the like. I change again with him." Fruit a variable as an osprey, floating in the surface of the next slip head. Wait for the film, the Mahatma variable downstream fish, swim, suddenly saw a bird, like green Harrier, slice is not green; like egrets, top no tassel; like storks, leg not red: "want to change is Erlang wait for me!" Nasty head, a flower to go. Er Lang saw a way: "call flower fish like carp, red tail, not like fish, flowers; scale not seen; like the snakehead, head no star; like gurnard, gills needle free. What did he see me on the back, is the inevitable result of the monkey changed." To catch up, brush peck a mouth. The great sage Cuan water, one change, become a water snake, swim along the shore, drill into the grass. Er Lang for prosperous he not, he saw water ring, see a snake Cuan go out, know is Mahatma, nasty turn around, and become one of Zhu embroidered top crane, stretched out a long mouth, similar to a sharp iron tongs, diameter to eat this snake. The jump, and has become a flower bustard, wood Ailanthus Ailanthus, stand in Polygonum ting. Er Lang see him become humble -- Hua Bao - it is the bird to base to her things, whether Luan, Feng, eagle, raven and into the group, so not to approach alongside, namely original body now, go, take the slingshot Ye full, a billiard beat him (KOL) heel.The king took advantage of the opportunity, rolling down the hill, Fu there also changed, changed a TuDeMiao son, big mouth, like a temple, the tooth become door leaf, tongue has become a Bodhisattva, eyes become window lattice. Only its tail up bad, vertical behind, become a pole. True gentleman arrived at the cliff, disappear down the bustard, only a small temple, nasty Zheng eyes, look carefully, see flagpole set behind, say with smile: is this monkey! He now and there coax me. I have seen the temples, but never seen behind a pole in. Fault is this beast lane! If he put me in, he was a bite. How can I go in? I stop boxing first Dao windows, kick the door!" He listened, and said: "good hard, good! The door is my teeth, the window is my eyes. If the tooth, ramming the eye, but how is good? ' A tiger bashing, and take not seen in the sky.
A true gentleman and disorderly cast, see four Taiwei, two general, hold together to a way: "elder brother, took Mahatma?" True gentleman laughs: "the monkey just change it to my seat, I'm going to pound his windows, kicked his door, he longitudinal vertical one, and without a trace. Strange, strange!" All are startled, around more invisible shadow. True gentleman way: "brothers in the guards patrol, and I went up for him." Quick jump driving clouds in the air, see the king Li Gao Qing the mirror, and Na Zha Li cloud, true gentleman way: "king, who see the monkey king?" Day kingcraft: "never up. I'm here as he." True gentleman that bet change, make theurgy, a group of monkeys say that finish, but way: "he temple, is located, was gone." Lee king Wen Yan, and put the mirror as a quartet, ha ha say with smile: "true gentleman, go, go! The monkey made a stealth method, go to camp around, you go to irrigation estuary." Er Lang heard, namely take God front, recharge estuary to drive.
Said that Mahatma already to irrigation estuary, transformed, became Erlang grandpa's appearance, press Yuntou, diameter into the temple, the demon found not his, each kowtow to meet. He sat in the middle, point check incense, see Li Hubai also Sansheng, Zhang Long promises Zhao Jia Paul, sub documents, money Binggao disease good wish. Looking at the office, a newspaper: "and a grandpa to." The ghost come to watch, without exception. A true gentleman is: "what the monkey king, come here?" All the demons found a way: "do not see what Mahatma, only a grandpa inside now." True gentleman hit the door, he saw, show the way: "husband don't shout, the temple has a name." The true gentleman namely for three sharp edged God front, cut it right in the face. The monkey king make a body, let a god front, the lot that embroidery needle son, a reel reel, bowl to weight, rushed to the front, opposite phase also. Two up a row, hit the half half cloud, fog, and warfare, complex hit Huaguo Mountain, panic the four heavenly kings of all the more tight watch. The Kang, Zhang Taiwei, facing the true gentleman, He Xin efforts, the monkey king around not problem.
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可我要的是白话文，不是英文！！！