谁能帮我翻译一下这篇英语短文

Question

如果看不懂的，可能是我打错了。只要大体意思对就可以了。Ted was a seven-year-old boy. He lived with his grandparents in the countryside. He came to the city to spend Christmas with his parents for a few days .one day , he went to see the cartoon movies. It was the first time for him to do so because his parents were busy with work. He bought a ticket and then went in .But two minutes late, he came out, bought a second ticket and went in again .After a few minutes, he came out, bought a second ticket and went in again. After a few minutes, he came and bought another ticket. The girl in the ticket office was surprised and asked him,” Why do you buy so many tickets?” Ted answered sadly,” A big boy always stops me at the door and tears （撕碎）my tickets into pieces.”

Answer 1

一楼翻译基本可读，就是最后一句话没翻译出来，导致一个幽默短文一点儿也不幽默了。
大意是：7岁的Ted和爷爷奶奶在农村住，这年圣诞节来市里和爸爸妈妈一起过。期间去电影院看电影，因为是第一次去电影院，买了票以后进门检票的时候，检票员为防止重复利用，将票撕毁，Ted以为检票员欺负他，把票给他撕掉了。他就跑出来再买票，结果又被撕，如此这番搞了几次，把卖票的妹纸都弄惊讶了，问他咋回事，怎么买这么多。Ted就伤心委屈地告诉她门口一个大男孩老是撕碎他的票。

用现代话说就是“一个土锤屌丝，木看过电影，不知道电影院检票是神马情况，也不敢逆袭高富帅，结果重复买票的故事。”

Answer 2

Ted是一个七岁的男孩。他和他的祖父母生活在农村。他来到这座城市和他的父母过圣诞了几天。一天,他去看卡通电影。这是他第一次这样做,因为他的父母忙于工作。他买了票,然后走了进去。但迟到两分钟,他出来了,买了一个座位,再进去。几分钟后,他出来了,买了一个座位,再进去。几分钟后,他来了,买了一个

Answer 3

Ted是一个七岁的男孩。他和他的祖父母生活在农村。他来到这座城市和他的父母过圣诞了几天。一天,他去看卡通电影。这是他第一次这样做,因为他的父母忙于工作。他买了票,然后走了进去。但迟到两分钟,他出来了,买了一个座位,再进去。几分钟后,他出来了,买了一个座位,再进去。几分钟后,他来了,又买了一票。这个女孩在售票处工作很惊讶,问他,“你为什么要买这么多张票吗?“泰德回答可悲的是,“一个大男孩总是站在门口我和眼泪(撕碎)我的票到碎片。”