高分求助帮忙翻译（汉译英）

Question

李某，一音乐学院青年声乐教师，欲发财，跻身流行歌坛卖唱，终未出头，沮丧而退。
一日，李某遇一乡下打工仔，见其声音嘶哑，忽萌奇想。李某问曰；“你嗓子为何如此沙哑？”打工仔曰：“家乡水苦，饮之日久，嗓子皆病。”李曰：“想发财否？”打工仔曰：“极想。”李某曰：“你听我的，自有发财捷径。”打工仔曰；“诺。”嗣后，打工仔不识字，不识谱，李某教其唱歌，如鹦鹉学舌，且常走调，然急性极佳。二月后，李某为打工仔当经纪人，举办你打工仔（艺名“丑小鸭”）个人独唱音乐会。首场演出时，打工仔洗净垢面，但蓬头依旧，仍穿打工邋遢衣衫，歌喉宛如公鸭喊叫，竟一举走红，遂成新星。未及一年，打工仔已腰缠百万，而李某则已有存款数百万矣。

Answer 1

mr li, a musical school young teacher, he wanted to be rich,then he become a singer,but failed,he is depressed.
one day, li met a migrant worker,a strange idea came to li's mind because the migrant worker has a harse voice. li asked" why do you have harse voice?" migrant worker ansered"in my hometown, the water is bitter,drinking for a long time, all the people in my hometown have got the harse voice" li said"do u want to be rich?" migrant worker said"really want" li said"you can be rich just doing what i said" migrant worker "ok" later, the migrant worker is illiteracy and don't know the music book, li taught him in the way that li sang one song, migrant boy repeated, but the migrant boy always out of tune. two months later, li became the migrant worker's broker. they hold a concert. at firt performance, the migrant boy clean his face,but still unkempt,wearing poor clothes, singing like duck shouting, to our surprise, he became famouse star. up to one year, the migrant worker have millions income,so did mr li.

Answer 2

大哥，翻成白话文先。

Answer 3

so crazy

Answer 4

i feel scary...这是白话文来的

Answer 5

Li, a young music teacher of a vocal music conservatory, wished to make a fortune by becoming a pop singer, but he did not succeed and retired with frustration.

One day, Li met a rural wage-earner, who had a hoarse voice. Then li had an idea. Li asked him: "Why do you have such a hoarse voice?" The wage-earner said: "The water in my hometown is bitter. People there have been drinking it for a long time, so they all have the voice disease." Li said: "Would you like to make a fortune?" The wage-earner said: "Very much." Li said: "You will get rich quickly if you listen to me." The wage-earner said: "OK." Subsequently, because the wage-earn was illiterate and knew nothing about music notes, Li taught him singing like a parrot imitating its master and often going out of tune, but the wage-earner had an excellent memory. Two months passed and Li became the agent of the wage-earner. He organized a personal solo concert for the wage-earner (stage name "Ugly Duckling"). In his first show, the wage-earner cleaned his dirty face, but still had the untidy look, wearing dirty work clothes. He sang like a duck shouting loudly and became a new star at one stroke. In less than a year, the wage-earner earned a million while Li already had millions of deposits.

Answer 6

A certain Mr Lee,who is a young music teacher teaching in Music Academy, is eager to get rich. So he turned popular singer, but never succeeded and finally got out of that field in low spirits.

One day, Mr Lee ran across a migrant worker, who had a hoarse voice, and got a wonderful idea. Mr Lee asked the worker,"Why is your voice so hoarse?"
"It's because of the bitter water in my hometown," answered the worker,"I have drunk so much this water,so I get a voice like this."
Mr Lee asked,"Do you want to be rich?"
"Of course!"the worker replied.
"Follow my advice, and you will get rich easily."
The worker answered,"Yes!"
Howver, the worker was literate and didn't even know anything about opern. Mr Lee taught him to sing but he couldn't learn anything and was always out of tune.
Two months later, as the his broker, Mr. Lee held a solo concert for the worker, whose stage name was ugly duckling.
In the first performance, with washed face but unkempt hair and raunchy cloths, the worker song like a duck.Unexpectedly,he got popular soon and became a new star.
No more than one year, this worker became a millionaire, and Mr.Lee already had several millions.