英语高手帮我翻译一下!!

Question

Dear all:Greetings !
This letter comes from TURKU Chinese Basketball Association. We are the ones have been kinda representative of TURKU city to
take part in a basketball match among all Chinese living in Finland, which is gonna be held in Espoo city on 18th,19th(Sat and Sun) this week.We've got a 15-seats-coach to get straight to the gym and there still 4 more seats are watting for you. It's kinda a great timing to see different fancy dudes and chicks come all the way from 10 cities or even more... :P. If you are interested in being one of the cheering squad and got a weekend off for hanging out with us at Espoo, you are more than welcome.
Once any of you decide to come over plz reply this mail or call me right away cuz we have to make it(reserve the hostel rooms etc...) before Friday(17th). If you can spread the word to your friends it would be highly appreciated.

Answer 1

亲爱的all:Greetings!
这封信件来自TURKU 中国篮球协会。我们是那个是有点儿代表性的TURKU 城市在一场篮球比赛参与在所有中国生活之中在芬兰, 被拿着在Espoo 市在第18, 19th(Sat 并且太阳) 这week.We've 上15 位子教练得到直接对体操并且4 个另外位子仍然那里watting 为您。这是有点儿巨大时间看见不同的花梢花花公子和小鸡一直来自10 个城市甚至更...:P 。如果您是对是感兴趣一个欢呼的小队和有一个周末为停留与我们在Espoo, 您是更多比欢迎。一旦任何您决定来plz 回复这邮件或立即告诉我cuz 我们必须做it(reserve 旅舍屋子等...) 在Friday(17th) 之前。如果您能传播词对您的朋友它高度会被赞赏。

Answer 2

dang~~~楼上的机器翻译

Answer 3

He
solve
the
case
method
with
speculation
and
unique,
the
feeling
to
solve
the
case,
I
think
that
he
has
in
this
way,
because
his
case
to
from
already
have
enough
confidence
and
certainty,
I
appreciate
that
about
him.
His
perfect
crime-solving
process,
make
his
successful
case
broke.

Answer 4

教英语11年、念汉字10年、在中国住6年的外国人说：
1.
The
CPU
is
short
for
the
Central
Processing
Unit.
It
executes
the
various
commands
given,
for
both
arithmetic
and
logical
calculations,
and
is
the
heart
of
the
computer.
2.
ROM
is
short
for
Read
Only
Memory.
Its
contents
can
only
be
read
from,
but
cannot
be
written
into.
3.
The
keyboard
is
used
for
input
into
the
computer,
to
give
basic
commands.
4.
The
modem
is
a
device
that
converts
digital
to
analog
signals,
and
after
moderation,
converts
the
same
analog
signals
into
digital
signals.
哈哈哈！二十年前是搞电脑的！