用简单的英语句式翻译，括号里的不用翻译，谢谢

Question

旁白：从前，有一个人叫阿凡提，在他小的时候，他非常笨、非常穷，甚至分不清香蕉和黄瓜。他只能依靠给别人当仆人来养活自己，因此，他学会了夸赞别人，说的不好听点，那就是怕马屁。但是，有一天……
场景一：花园工作中
仙女（从场外转几个圈转到阿凡提面前，站定微笑道）：你叫阿凡提？
阿凡提：是的，（阿凡提见这个女的穿的非常好，以为是主人的朋友，十分尊敬，半弯着腰，便又开始夸赞她）这位姑娘长的如此美丽，必定是天仙了
仙女：（听到夸赞非常开心）我本来是来赏花的，但是看你这么真诚（说着向阿凡提可爱的眨了几下眼睛）我决定帮你实现一个愿望。不论什么愿望都可以
旁白：阿凡提一听到要帮自己实现愿望，立马高兴了起来，一想到自己愚笨的脑袋就感到无比的自卑，于是，他向那位美丽的仙女说
阿凡提：我希望我能够变得聪明一点
仙女：（微微的皱了下眉毛，但随后微微一笑，若有所思的说）只要你把这些吃了，就没有问题了。
旁白：说完，仙女留下一个包袱。（仙女优美的旋转下场，阿凡提上前打开包袱，背对着观众把仙女留下的东西一 一吃掉，吃完之后）你们猜得到他吃的是什么吗？、、他吃的是
阿凡提：（阿凡提这时候搞笑的转过身，并且做着动作）山东的苹果（建梅上摆pose），东北的人参（丹阳上摆pose），福建的荔枝（小佐上摆pose），四川的泸州老窖（小唐上摆pose），还有新疆的葡萄（me）

旁白：从此，阿凡提变得异常聪明。那时候的皇帝，尽欺压老百姓，可是老百姓不敢说皇帝的坏话，谁说了，谁就要被杀头。阿凡提却不怕，他骑了一头小毛驴，走到哪里，就在哪里说皇帝的坏话。这事儿给皇帝知道了，就派人把阿凡提找来。

场景二：皇宫中
皇帝说：阿凡提听人说你很聪明，我要考考你。如果你回答不出我的问题，我就要杀掉你！
阿凡提（听了之后自信的说）：陛下，你考吧。
大臣（连忙对陛下说）：陛下，对于这种刁民，还是由我来考问他吧，以免劳累了您的身体
皇帝（一挥手）：准
大臣转身面向阿凡提：天上有多少星星
阿凡提回答：“天上的星星和陛下的胡子一样多。
大臣：“那么陛下的胡子多少呢？”
阿凡提想了一想，一手抓起他那头小毛驴的尾巴，一手指着皇帝的下巴，说：陛下的胡子就和这尾巴毛一样多。要是不相信，你就数一数。
旁白：皇帝听了之后非常生气
皇帝：来人，把阿凡提绑起来拉出去杀头！！！！！！
（可是阿凡提一点也不害怕，他还哈哈大笑。）
大臣：（觉得奇怪）阿凡提，为什么快死了还笑
阿凡提说：我早就知道自己今天要死了。我不光知道自己哪一天死，还知道陛下哪一天死呢。
皇帝（吓了一跳）：真的？
阿凡提：当然是真的。
皇帝（急忙问：快说，快说，我哪一天死？
阿凡提说：你比我晚死一天。我今天死了，你明天就要死了。
皇帝（听了阿凡提的话，吓得浑身发抖，连忙喊叫）：快把阿凡提放了，快把阿凡提放了。阿凡提呀，他千万不能死啊，他一死了，我第二天就要死了。
大臣：陛下，我建议您给他赏些珠宝，以免他今后过的更好，这样，您就能活的更久了
旁白：皇帝真的给了阿凡提许多许多金银财宝，阿凡提把这些财宝都送给了穷苦的老百姓
怎么都差不多啊，有些句式有点复杂

Answer 1

Narrator: once upon a time, there was a man called avanti, when he was young, he be very stupid, very poor, and confuse bananas and cucumber. He can only rely on to others when the servant to support himself, therefore, he learned to flatter others, say not orphean dot, that is afraid of promotion. But one day,...
Scene1: garden work
Fairy (from the over-the-counter turn several circle turn to avanti, stood before smile way) : you call any lift?
Avanti: yes, (see the woman wearing the avanti is very good, thought it was master of friend, very respect, hunched over and then began to flatter her) girl long so beautiful, must be fairy
Fairy: (hearing flatter very happy) I was supposed to enjoy flower, but you look so sincere (say to avanti lovely blinked eyes several times) I decided to help you make a wish. No matter what wishes can
Narrator: to help himself to hear a fanti realizing desires immediately and happy rise, a thought of his stupid head feel matchless self-abased, hence, he headed for the beautiful fairy said
Avanti: I wish I could be smarter
Fairy: (slightly wrinkled his eyebrows, but then smiled and thoughtful said) as long as you put these ate, there is no problem.
Narrator: say that finish, fairy left a drag. (fairy beautiful spin off, avanty chairswill unfastened the audience, facing the fairy the thing left a one eat, eat after) you guess to get him to eat what? And, he ate
Avanti: (avanty this time the funny turned, and do the actions) shandong apple (built mei shelves pose), northeast of panax ginseng (danyang shelves pose), fujian lychee (Johnny shelves pose), sichuan luzhou old cellar (xiao tang shelves pose), and xinjiang grapes (me)

Narrator: from now on, avanty become unusual clever. The emperor, all oppressed people, but people dare not say emperor ill, who say, who will be taken. Avanti not afraid, he rode a small donkey, wherever he goes, there he said the emperor's back. This thing to the emperor knew, they sent for any lift to find.

Scene 2: palace
The emperor said: any lift to hear people say you are clever, I want to test you. If you can't answer my question, I'll kill you!
Avanti (after listening to confidently say) : your majesty, you take an examination of.
Minister (hurriedly to your majesty says) : your majesty, for this kind of or unruly, I'm still questioned by me, lest he's tired out your body
The emperor (hand) : correct
Secretary turned to face the avanti: sky how many stars
Avanti replied:

Answer 2

Narrator: once upon a time, there was a man called avanti, when he was young, he be very stupid, very poor, and confuse bananas and cucumber. He can only rely on to others when the servant to support himself, therefore, he learned to flatter others, say not orphean dot, that is afraid of promotion. But one day,...
Scene1: garden work
Fairy: you call any lift?
Avanti: yes, this girl long so beautiful, must be fairy
Fairy: I was supposed to enjoy flower, but you look so sincere I decided to help you make a wish. No matter what wishes can
Narrator: to help himself to hear a fanti realizing desires immediately and happy rise, a thought of his stupid head feel matchless self-abased, hence, he headed for the beautiful fairy said
Avanti: I wish I could be smarter
Fairy: as long as you put these ate, there is no problem.
Narrator: say that finish, fairy left a drag. You guess to get him to eat what? And, he ate
Avanti: shandong apple northeast ginseng fujian lychee sichuan luzhou old cellar and xinjiang grapes

Narrator: from now on, avanty become unusual clever. The emperor, all oppressed people, but people dare not say emperor ill, who say, who will be taken. Avanti not afraid, he rode a small donkey, wherever he goes, there he said the emperor's back. This thing to the emperor knew, they sent for any lift to find.

Scene 2: palace
The emperor said: any lift to hear people say you are clever, I want to test you. If you can't answer my question, I'll kill you!
Avanti: your majesty, you take an examination of.
Minister: your majesty, for this kind of or unruly, I'm still questioned by me, lest he's tired out your body
Emperor: must
Secretary turned to face the avanti: sky how many stars
Avanti replied: "the stars in the sky and majesty's beard as much.
Minister: "so majesty's beard how much?"
Avanti thought a moment in one hand, grabbed his head small donkey tail, skill by emperor chin, said: "your majesty's beard and the tail wool as much. If you don't believe, you can count.
Narrator: emperor after listening to very angry
Emperor: bearer, the avanti tied to pull out eluded!!!!!!
Minister: avanti, why dying still smile
Fanti said: I already know yourself today will be dead. I not only know which day die, also know your majesty which day die?
Emperor: really?
Avanti: of course is true.
Emperor: quick say, quick say, which day I die?
Fanti said: you later than me dead day. I died today, tomorrow you are going to die.
Emperor: fast avanty put, fast avanty put. Avanti ah, he never o death, he a dead, I will die the next day.
Minister: your majesty, I suggest you give him some jewelry aicken, lest he had better, so in the future, you can live longer
Narrator: emperor really gave avanty many many treasures, avanty put these treasures to poor people

Answer 3

Narrator: once upon a time, there was a man called avanti, when he was young, he be very stupid, very poor, and confuse bananas and cucumber. He can only rely on to others when the servant to support himself, therefore, he learned to flatter others, say not orphean dot, that is afraid of promotion. But one day,...
Scene1: garden work
Fairy (from the over-the-counter turn several circle turn to avanti, stood before smile way) : you call any lift?
Avanti: yes, (see the woman wearing the avanti is very good, thought it was master of friend, very respect, hunched over and then began to flatter her) girl long so beautiful, must be fairy
Fairy: (hearing flatter very happy) I was supposed to enjoy flower, but you look so sincere (say to avanti lovely blinked eyes several times) I decided to help you make a wish. No matter what wishes can
Narrator: to help himself to hear a fanti realizing desires immediately and happy rise, a thought of his stupid head feel matchless self-abased, hence, he headed for the beautiful fairy said
Avanti: I wish I could be smarter
Fairy: (slightly wrinkled his eyebrows, but then smiled and thoughtful said) as long as you put these ate, there is no problem.
Narrator: say that finish, fairy left a drag. (fairy beautiful spin off, avanty chairswill unfastened the audience, facing the fairy the thing left a one eat, eat after) you guess to get him to eat what? And, he ate
Avanti: (avanty this time the funny turned, and do the actions) shandong apple (built mei shelves pose), northeast of panax ginseng (danyang shelves pose), fujian lychee (Johnny shelves pose), sichuan luzhou old cellar (xiao tang shelves pose), and xinjiang grapes (me)

Narrator: from now on, avanty become unusual clever. The emperor, all oppressed people, but people dare not say emperor ill, who say, who will be taken. Avanti not afraid, he rode a small donkey, wherever he goes, there he said the emperor's back. This thing to the emperor knew, they sent for any lift to find.

Scene 2: palace
The emperor said: any lift to hear people say you are clever, I want to test you. If you can't answer my question, I'll kill you!
Avanti (after listening to confidently say) : your majesty, you take an examination of.
Minister (hurriedly to your majesty says) : your majesty, for this kind of or unruly, I'm still questioned by me, lest he's tired out your body
The emperor (hand) : correct
Secretary turned to face the avanti: sky how many stars
Avanti replied: "the stars in the sky and majesty's beard as much.
Minister: "so majesty's beard how much?"
Avanti thought a moment in one hand, grabbed his head small donkey tail, skill by emperor chin, said: "your majesty's beard and the tail wool as much. If you don't believe, you can count.
Narrator: emperor after listening to very angry
Emperor: bearer, the avanti tied to pull out eluded!!!!!!
(but avanty wasn't scared, he still roar with laughter.
Minister: (feel strange) avanti, why dying still smile
Fanti said: I already know yourself today will be dead. I not only know which day die, also know your majesty which day die?
The emperor (got a fright) : really?
Avanti: of course is true.
The emperor (quickly ask: quick say, quick say, which day I die?
Fanti said: you later than me dead day. I died today, tomorrow you are going to die.
The emperor (listen to the word, avanty shook with fear and hurriedly shouts) : quick put avanty put, fast avanty put. Avanti ah, he never o death, he a dead, I will die the next day.
Minister: your majesty, I suggest you give him some jewelry aicken, lest he had better, so in the future, you can live longer
Narrator: emperor really gave avanty many many treasures, avanty put these treasures to poor people

Answer 4

皇帝说：阿凡提听人说你很聪明，我要考考你。如果你回答不出我的问题，我就要杀掉你！
阿凡提（听了之后自信的说）：陛下，你考吧。
大臣（连忙对陛下说）：陛下，对于这种刁民，还是由我来考问他吧，以免劳累了您的身体
皇帝（一挥手）：准
大臣转身面向阿凡提：天上有多少星星
阿凡提回答：“天上的星星和陛下的胡子一样多。
大臣：“那么陛下的胡子多少呢？”
阿凡提想了一想，一手抓起他那头小毛驴的尾巴，一手指着皇帝的下巴，说：陛下的胡子就和这尾巴毛一样多。要是不相信，你就数一数。
旁白：皇帝听了之后非常生气
皇帝：来人，把阿凡提绑起来拉出去杀头！！！！！！
（可是阿凡提一点也不害怕，他还哈哈大笑。）
大臣：（觉得奇怪）阿凡提，为什么快死了还笑
阿凡提说：我早就知道自己今天要死了。我不光知道自己哪一天死，还知道陛下哪一天死呢。
皇帝（吓了一跳）：真的？
阿凡提：当然是真的。
皇帝（急忙问：快说，快说，我哪一天死？
阿凡提说：你比我晚死一天。我今天死了，你明天就要死了。
皇帝（听了阿凡提的话，吓得浑身发抖，连忙喊叫）：快把阿凡提放了，快把阿凡提放了。阿凡提呀，他千万不能死啊，他一死了，我第二天就要死了。
大臣：陛下，我建议您给他赏些珠宝，以免他今后过的更好，这样，您就能活的更久了
旁白：皇帝真的给了阿凡提许多许多金银财宝，阿凡提把这些财宝都送给了穷苦的老百姓