帮忙翻译一下这个笑话

Question

有两个东北人，在一家外国餐馆的大厅谈话。他们为了炫耀自己的英语水平，就大声的在大厅中讲话：“如果我起得比较早，我叫你。如果你起得比较早，你叫我。”他们沉默了一会儿，另一个人问道：“如果没人起得比较早，谁叫谁啊？”

汉译英！！

Answer 1

Two northeasterners, in a foreign restaurant hall conversation. They to show off their English proficiency, loud speaks in the hall: “if I get up quite early, I call you. If you get up quite early, you call me.”They have silenced a while, another person asks: “if nobody gets up quite early, who is called who?” （好不容易翻译的，最佳答案好吗？）

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Answer 2

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Answer 3

There are two north-east, a foreign restaurants in the hall talking. In order to show off their English proficiency, it's loud in the lobby of his speech: "If I were starting earlier than I told you. If you are starting earlier than you asked me." Silent their children, another person asked : "If no one from earlier than that asks Who?"

Answer 4

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Answer 5

There are two north-east, a foreign restaurants in the hall talking. In order to show off their English proficiency, it's loud in the lobby of his speech: “If I were starting earlier than I told you. If you are starting earlier than you asked me.”Silent their children, another person asked : “If no one from earlier than that asks Who?”