厨师把鸡鸭鱼牛羊猪召集起来,热情地说:今天我们充分发扬民主,你们说说喜欢怎样被人吃掉?众皆不语。这时牛小心翼翼探头却欲言又止。厨师鼓励道:说吧,不要拘束,发扬民主就是要畅所欲言!於是牛说:其实我们都不想被人吃掉!厨师笑著说:你看你,一开口就跑题了......
One day, cook call a meeting. Many family poultry are invited to join this meeting.
Cook said: we will discuss that how to serve human, that is to say what kinds of food you want to be.
There is silent in the meeting place, nobody say anything.
Cook encourage attendee: please, please, you can share your any idea with us, just a meeting.
Cow raised his head, looks likely to say something, but still silent.
Cook said: don't hesitate, you can say anything that you want, we should separate ideas from someone delivering them.
Cow stood up, 'in fact we do want not to be eaten by human...'
Cook said with a smile: sorry, sorry, you are far away our topic.
你前半截用的是现在时,后半截用的是过去时(以“Cow raised his head, looks likely to say something, but still silent.”为界)
跑题用stray from the point是不是好一些?