请哪位高手帮我翻译一下吧~~非常急用!!

Question

对不起，对不起，对不起，我该死
我不应该错听别人的挑拨，误会娘子，更不应该到金山寺，害得娘子受这么大的苦
娘子，你饶恕我吗？你能饶恕我吗？
小青姐，你听我说。
怪我，都怪我，是我疑心太重，才会相信法海的话，把你们当做是妖怪
那，那你们要比法海好，我现在才知道，爱我最深的是娘子，害我最深的是法海
青儿姐，就请你看在娘子的份上饶了我一命吧
娘子，我知错了
小青，娘子为了我受的苦，我是至死不忘，请你放心，从此以后我再也不听别人闲话
我要全心全意陪伴着娘子，白头偕老，如果我做不到，我就天打雷劈
娘子
娘子，娘子，你怎么啦，你千万要小心，你是有身孕的人，当心肚子，折腾几天大家都累了，
先找个地方休息一下
白娘子里面的~~
英文的~~

Answer 1

sorry,sorry,I'm terribly sorry!I shouldn't trusted in others wrongly and misunderstood you——my wife!I shouldn't went to Temple Jinshan and made my wife be hurted.Will you forgive me ,my darling?
Sister xiaoqing ,please listen to me .It's all my fault,I suspected my wife and tursted Fahai's words wrongly,I mistaken you as monsters.Now,I realised that you are much better than Fahai , I love my wife most and Fahai hurted me most badly. Sister ,considering my wife, please spare me ,I had know my faults.I will remember all my wife did for me until my dieing day.Trust me ,from now on,I will never turst others wrongly.I will be in company with my wifewhole-heartedly .I will love her with all my heart in all my life.If not,I will be purnish by God.
Darling ,My dear.Is there something wrong with you?Are you OK?You should take care yourself because you have a baby already,Be care of our baby.We had be busy for many days ,so we had better find a place to have a rest.
(我自己翻译的，比较符合英语的口语习惯和语法结构，你应该会满意的哦)

Answer 2

Sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, I shit
I should not wrong to others, misunderstanding, instigating niang should not to jinshan, by so big niang
Lady, you forgive me? Can you forgive me?
XiaoQing elder sister, you listen to me.
Blame me, I'm to blame. I suspect that the heavy, will put your words, as the devil
Then, you better than the, now I know, love me the most is the lady, I was the most
QingEr elder sister, you see in the fairy gave me a commandment shangrao
Darling, I say
XiaoQing niang, for I suffer, I was not to forget, please rest assured, then I won't listen to others gossip
I will just stay together with wife, if I do not, I'll serviceable
lady
Darling, darling, what's the matter with you, you must be careful, you are pregnant belly, careful, tossing days everybody tired,
To find a place to rest
The white niang son inside.

Answer 3

楼上的也是恶搞的，看他翻白娘子三个字就知道了。

Answer 4

Excuse me, Excuse me, Excuse me, I deserve to die

I should not listen to other people's mistakes discord, and misunderstanding wife, but should not be to the Jinshan Temple, Lady害得by so much suffering

Lady, do you forgive me? Can you forgive me?

Xiaoqing sister, do you listen to me.

Blame me, blame me, is my suspicion too, will believe that if Fahai to you as is the monster

Well, then you Fahai than good, I now know that love me the most is the wife, suffered the most is I Fahai

Green infant sister, please, you see the Lady of Shangrao in my life now

Lady, I am a mistake

Little Green, I am wife to the pain of death I did not forget, you may rest assured, since then I do not listen to others gossip

I would whole-heartedly with the wife, bald偕老, if I do, I天打雷劈

Snake

Lady, Lady, how can you you, you should be careful, you are pregnant, and beware the stomach, tossing a few days we all tired,

Looking for a place to rest

White Snake inside ~ ~

Add: English ~ ~